Become An Affiliate For Best Damn Roofer
If you don’t care about disappointing your parents but you do care about looking like a homeless, dirty roofer and want to share BDR clothing with the world…then becoming a Roofie might be for you.
What Do Roofie’s Get For Being An Affiliate?
- For starters, you get to throw out that last little bit of pride you were clinging to…guess 2020 ain’t your year….or decade….so you might as well sell BDR gear to support the 718 kids him and his wife have.
- After you apply (and no, we don’t just take in any ol’ dirty roofer…you must be approved) you will receive a custom coupon that you can share with your followers on social media. Your coupon code will be for 10% off an entire purchase and only expires if your affiliate position is terminated. Being a roofer, you should be used to the word “termination” by now.
- You get anywhere from 10%-20% in commission from every single purchase that your affiliate link brings in. Your commission rates depend on a number of factors such as number of followers, how many social media platforms you are active on, how many times you post and tag and spread the good word of Best Damn Roofer on the interweb….just like how the girl on Pornhub spread her ass cheeks so you could have a moment of self gratification.