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BEST DAMN ROOFER

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BEST DAMN TOOLS

With over a million years of experience in roofing, I decided I would make my own tools because the tools out there just aren’t as awesome.

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Fuck Yourself

An ode to the taxing liberal clients 25%

BEST DAMN COMPANIES

Primegrip TOOLS

The only tools I will use when roofing. Primeline has always provided reliable, top quality tools to the roofing community.

DIAMOND STEEL ROOFING

The most unique diamond steel shingle on the market. Made by a family owned company in Canada. My preferred metal product.

CONTRACTor SUPPLEMENT SOLUTIONS

The only tools I will use when roofing. Primeline has always provided reliable, top quality tools to the roofing community.

RoofiVent

High quality and innovative designed vents. Our condensation drain system protects the unit from moisture and frost, keeping it dry year round.